Stinky

Omg,it is so stinky on this bus! combo of b.o.,  sweat, farts, pot, feet, grease,dog .....God knows what else, ugh... Welcome back warm weather on the bus in Seattle

Disney stories on the 358

I made the mistake of making chit chat with a seemingly sane lady next to me on the bus. I mentioned our Disneyland visit and the crazy flood gates swung wide opened..

lady:"don't u just love hugging the characters?"

Me:"uh.... " lady: "no really, I like the way their costumes feel, I've even dreamed that I slept with Mickey."

Me: silence.....

lady: "I think that's pretty normal, my boyfriend likes to dress up"

me: " good for you"

lady: "sometimes we sneak a little acid in when we go, it makes it a whole lot more fun, have you ever done acid at Disney?"

Me:"can't say that I have"

lady: "have you ever had sex at Disney? "

me: "nope"

lady: "what have you done at Disney?"

Me: "uh, rode the rides"

lady leaves bus looking at me like I'm such a square.

Demolition wheel chair- 3/6/2012

Bus saga continues: man enters bus in a suped-up yellow wheelchair...bangs into my legs with full power of his chair. I say, "Ouch"..
Man:"What the hell are you ouching, I'm in the wheel chair!"
My response "sir can you please check your chair for my knee cap, I think you removed it with your demolition derby moves.
Man: "your one crazy lady..
Me; " one crazy lady missing a knee cap" we both laugh, I limp off the bus....

February 23, 2012

February 23, 2012

Crazy saga continues: man with a bike, I say "nice bike"..his response, "thanks, I got it from Japan, my girlfriend is from Japan,she is trained to kill like James Bond, she won't let me in the kitchen, my mom liked to kill in the kitchen by using arsenic"...best conversation I have had in a long time, I love crazy people

December 9, 2011

December 9, 2011

Bus saga continues: can we get a little less crazy on the bus please. Girl laughing at top of lungs, guys yelling at wife that she better get that bastard outta their bed before he gets home, guys singing a song very loudly...is this a bus or a mental hospital on wheels, ugh

December 8, 2011

December 8, 2011

"Bus saga continues: a guy with a crazy white beard keeps yelling,"who ya gonna call?" at the top of his lungs. It's taking all of my resolve not to yell "ghost busters!" at the top of mine...bus gods, please give me strength!"

December 7, 2011

December 7, 2011

"Bus saga continues: So I rode the bus tonight,it was packed.. I said excuse me I don't want squish you to the man next to me. He responded "sorry I have big hips" I said” no you don't.” He then started in with, "it all started when i was 12...my hips got bigger and bigger".. awkward. He then continued to tell me his body measurements, waist 32, hips 48.. awkward. The weird thing is he looked totally normal, well groomed and was very nice. He continued to tell me about his childhood trip to Europe and how he felt about his mother as a child.. Awkward...At that point I then started to think he was a serial killer."