I made the mistake of making chit chat with a seemingly sane lady next to me on the bus. I mentioned our Disneyland visit and the crazy flood gates swung wide opened..
lady:"don't u just love hugging the characters?"
Me:"uh.... " lady: "no really, I like the way their costumes feel, I've even dreamed that I slept with Mickey."
Me: silence.....
lady: "I think that's pretty normal, my boyfriend likes to dress up"
me: " good for you"
lady: "sometimes we sneak a little acid in when we go, it makes it a whole lot more fun, have you ever done acid at Disney?"
Me:"can't say that I have"
lady: "have you ever had sex at Disney? "
me: "nope"
lady: "what have you done at Disney?"
Me: "uh, rode the rides"
lady leaves bus looking at me like I'm such a square.
This is hilarious! you are such a square! Do you think that you must have a come hither look on your face as the crazies enter the bus? They seem to be drawn to you like moths to a flame... you are on fire! t.xoxoxoo
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